Dental Distortions

Our processing times currently are 2-3 business days. If you order on a Monday your order will ship on Wed or Thursday. If you order on a Friday your order will ship on the following Monday Or Tuesday. Please see below for shipping and delivery times using standard shipping methods. These are transit times and do not include order processing time.


Shipping transit times: USPS Express is 1 day to most areas and 2 days to more remote areas. USPS Priority is 1-3 days to most areas domestically. First Class can take 1-6 days domestically. Please note Sunday is NOT counted in transit times shown below.  HI and AK can expect 4 day delivery.  

Canada orders: First Class takes up to 16 daysPriority 10 days, Express 7 days for delivery.

International orders: orders shipped Express Int'l outside of the US take 3-5 days to most Countries. This doesn't include time spent in Customs. Priority Int'l  takes 7-10 days and First Class Int'l can take up to 20 days. 
Please Note:  Import duties, taxes, and charges are not included in the item price or shipping cost. These charges are the buyer's responsibility. Please check with your country's customs office to determine what these additional costs will be prior to  buying.


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